Young OceanHere We Are: Back to “Normal”Well, Mr. Biden decided to kick off Black History Month with a bang, by bombing Somalia! Already, he has begun to rhetorically prepare the…4 min read·Feb 15, 2021----
Young OceanDear Mr. Biden,Greetings from the Land of Enchantment. Let me begin by congratulating you on winning the White House, and vanquishing the ogre back under…12 min read·Jan 22, 2021--1--1
Young OceanThanksgiving is Cancelled (Let’s Keep it That Way)The Thanksgiving story you’ve been told is a lie. Thanksgiving didn’t begin in 1620, Plymouth, Massachusetts any more than Christmas began…6 min read·Nov 26, 2020----
Young OceanOn the Moral Imperative of Returning to Principled Politics and the Problematic Nature of…The Democratic Convention last week was a joke. We the people are demanding systemic change and they have responded with nothing more than…12 min read·Aug 25, 2020----
Young OceanYour Liberalism Won’t Save YouIn recent months, the coronavirus pandemic has helped to shine a light on the failures of modern capitalism. Examples abound that function…35 min read·Jun 16, 2020----
Young OceanCrucible of Doubt: Ivan Karamazov Meets the DevilWhomever the narrator might be, he is certainly not a doctor, as he tells us twice, yet he knows with confidence that Ivan Fyodorovich is…13 min read·Apr 4, 2019--2--2
Young OceanMath and Magic: Euclid Defines SpaceIt is not clear who Euclid’s intended audience is, but at very least, he seems to be writing a book about the way things are. He has not…7 min read·Mar 13, 2019----
Young OceanWhence Cometh This Femme: Aristophanes Considers GenderThesmophoriazusae, which is rendered The Women at the Thesmophoria is imminently a play about gender. Though the title suggests it to be a…16 min read·Mar 13, 2019----
Young OceanDear Fuck TheoryIn your piece, Queer Privilege, you begin with a sort of offhanded acknowledgment of the fact that queer people are in fact harassed and…8 min read·Mar 13, 2019--1--1